I am. I am kind. I am scary. I am sweet. I hate owning pets. Yet I love to play with other people's pets. I am very optimistic. But I have a bleak outlook on the world. I sometimes loathe people. But I don't want to be alone. I like wild colors. But I normally dress in dark ones. I like to read. But I also like to watch TV. I want to think there's more to life after we die. But sometimes fear there isn't. I like to listen to classical music. But will even dance to techno and thrash to metal. I don't normally encourage violence. But I love to watch it and read about it. I have a vivid imagination. But I don't like to dream. I want to be wealthy. But I don't like how people put that desire above doing what is right. I try to love. But I often can't trust others with that gift. I will ride any roller coaster known to man. But hate climbing on ladders. I have a sense of self-preservation. yet I could do better in taking care of my body. I think the world is a miserable place. But I LOVE to laugh!

Who I'd like to meet:
People who aren't afraid to laugh
People who are open to ideas, even the odd ones
People who can enjoy a darker sense of humor
Those who can enjoy their vices, not be enslaved to them
Spooky people, as opposed to creepy people, and yes, there is a vast difference

*Sports Entertainment
*sPoOkY people
*Demented comics
*Dancing (because at places like Outland, you really don't need to know how to dance)
*Boobies (will always love them and will gladly accept pictures... anyone?)

Generally an odd assortment of other things that will come to me later I'm sure. Honestly trying to figure me out simply by reading a block of text is folly.

If you think you need to get to know me, send me a message or better yet, IM with Yahoo. My screen name is

allhailsecoy

or reach me at myspace.com/secoy